church squirrels

it’s a sunday, so as usual no serious post but here’s a joke for you. many might have heard it before. christians especially will identify with this joke… and oh how true, how the catholic church works. 🙂 

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Church Squirrels

There were five places of worship in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue.  Each church overran with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town.  Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But the Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.

(written on sat. 27 dec, 0314 hrs but pre-set for publish today)