what if jesus was born yesterday?

in a week’s time, christians would be celebrating the birth of jesus. ‘the birth of jesus’, my dear, is to you ‘christmas’. jesus is the reason for the christmas season, in case you had forgotten in the midst of your partying and exchange gifts among your loved ones. jesus was born in bethlehem, israel, long long ago. what do you think might happened if, let’s say jesus was born yesterday? the news report might read like this…

Infant Discovered In Barn, Child Protective Services Launch ProbeNazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother

16/14/06 — Bethlehem, Judea – Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of cloth and placed in a feeding through by his 14-year old mother, Mary of Nazareth.

During the confrontation, a man identified as Joseph, also of Nazareth, attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by several local shepherds and some unidentified foreigners, tried to forestall efforts to take the child, but were restrained by the police.

At one point Joseph became confrontational and delusional claiming the child was “God’s child”. An officer, who used a Tazer device on Joseph, stated,”The man became uncooperative. We feared for his own safety and that of the child so we used a non-lethal weapon and restrained him in handcuffs. This was the same man I detained earlier for attempting to take a donkey on a public highway. At that time he incredibly claimed a ‘common right to his conveyance of choice on a public highway’ explaining that his donkey only used the grassy portion and was nointerference to the faster vehicles.

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