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don’t sleep with…

since it is a sunday (but i’m typing this and the food meme post on a friday morn), here’s a joke from the net: ——– DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a  long …

questions of life

ok being a sunday, no serious stuff today, so here are some Qs for you to ponder on. do you have the answers? 1. Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? 2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? …

samy’s cheap wedding greeting

a poem by my friend, martin jalleh re: samy penning a poem for badawi on occasion of his wedding to jeanne. ———- Samy had proudly sent to Jeanne and Badawi, A congratulatory statement in perfect poetry, So spellbound was Bolehland by his originality. But damn, a sharp reader of Malaysiakini …

ask your boss for a raise

… that is if you are not a civil servant.  we all know already  how lucky the civil servants are, to have a pay rise due to the coming election good mood of our PM. for those of you in the private sectors, no fear if you are looking for …

why is the government like a condom

it’s sunday, so have some laugh….. The Government should change its emblem to that of a condom because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security …

salesman of the year

yep, weekend time, so time to post a joke. this is said to be one of the classic joke. ———————————– A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"  The kid …

selling bibles

it’s the weekend, so here is a joke for you. ——— A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. . Coincidentally, by chance, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new  bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday …

new traffic signs!

ok, weekend’s here, folks! so no serious stuffs! 5 long days working already tired… oops…. this past week only 2 long working days (because of the hari raya hols)… but why it looks like the usual 5 days anyway? 😀 if you want to read serious stuffs, the very popular …

definition of words

actually i wanted to blog on something that i felt pretty mad at but since today is hari raya, it’s not so proper for me to vent my anger at them. (you’ll know who i mean by ‘them’ when i blog about them tomorrow or day after tomorrow). ok so …