don’t sleep with…

since it is a sunday (but i’m typing this and the food meme post on a friday morn), here’s a joke from the net:

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DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a  long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use  phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that  electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These  waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone  near you, switch it off first.

DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will  cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer  time to go into deep sleep.

DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of  getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE
You may never wake up again. . . .