sarawakians, don’t fear taib!

The Termite and the little girl
(Amended for local flavor)

The Sarawak Chief Minister aka the Termite was seated next to a little girl on an  airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

Ten-year-old Aminah, who had just started to read her book, and couldn’t be bothered about VVIPs replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Chief Minister. “How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A kuda, a lembu and a pelanduk all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet, a pelanduk excretes little pellets, while a lembu turns out a flat patty, but a kuda produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?”

The Chief Minister, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmmm, I have no idea.”

To which little Aminah replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don’t know S H I T?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

The MoCS message here: Why are Sarawakians so fearful of a fella who doesn’t even know SHIT ??!

(taken from friend’s email)