politicial jokes

ok sunday as usual no heavy stuff so here are some malaysian political jokes for you to laugh at. they are old jokes so some might have came across it already.

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Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter

Samy: If I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy’
Najib: If I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy’
Pak Lah: Iif I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person’

The pilot murmuring to himself “Why don’t all of you just jump down from here, that makes 26 million persons happy.”

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At midnight, Najib went for supper and bump into a robber.
The robber said “Give me all your money!!”
Najib was very angry “‘I am the honorable Prime Minister! Better behave yourself.”
The robber replied, “In this case … return all my money.”

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One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital. The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head ‘we have done our best to rescue the PM but …

Reporters: How about Najib?’
Doctor: We were unable to rescue him either.
Reporters: Who have you saved’
The doctor was exicted: Malaysia is saved (has a hope) now.

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finally, do take a look at this video – a parody of the MACC/teoh beng hock saga. i remember this same movie clip was used as a parody too for er… couldn’t quite remember what… was it the illegal power grab in perak, or something to do with khir toyo. anyway, the creator of the parody is very creative.