aminajib

received this via the feedback contact form in my blog. from someone with the handle ‘idiAminajib’.  wonder who this person is, who did not want to post this directly in my comment box but instead email to me. perhaps it is not meant for public view? (a bit crude and er… slandering the VVIPs? however to me, it’s too good not to be shared, so i’m going to post it anyway. i try to reply to the person to ask permission for posting it here but the mail was returned with reason something like address not found. strange. anyway, here it is……..

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Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.

What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd

Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saiful he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow

of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn’t right
but it felt so good and tight!

You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.

And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;

fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay

but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah’s superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;

right after the submarine deal,
Aminah’s fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia

"Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let’s send her to hell."
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;

now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.

But Najib’s part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,

some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?

Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;

after all, he’s such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.