7 wonders of malaysia

as it is a sunday, something light for you instead of bombarding you with all the laws, dirty politicians and bersih rally. i guess some of you might have come across this before… but if you go to the last wonder, you’ll notice then that this is very updated!

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Organisers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here in MALAYSIA BOLEH -land we have our very own
7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA ‘PALACE’ The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. THE ‘BOCOR’ PARLIAMENT  The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away  billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. ‘UNHAUNTED’ KUCHING PRISON  The only $600M prison in this world that is free of  haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution  was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed  wires to contain souls – both dead and alive. Maybe it  can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with  real money.

4. PAYA INDAH ‘WASTED’ WETLANDS The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the  record in the category of attracting more lawyers  with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. ‘NOT SO’ SMART TUNNEL Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed,  it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. ‘DISCONNECTED’ CYBERJAYA  The one and only high tech city in the world that  offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED ‘CROOKED’ BRIDGE The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by a  most crooked mind. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise  it would make it as one of the wonders.

LATEST 8 WONDER :
1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TO NOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEY  BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE EXPEDITION HAS ENTER INTO THE  MALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PM ON 0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!
( p. s. NO WONDERS – PRICES today had increased "NAIK , NAIK, NAIK " in 2007. . . . look and see. . . .  for sure. . . . garanteeeee ee. . . . tahun depan minyak mestiiiiiiii naik punya. . . . this year cannot naik. . . .  sebab sudah promise-mah. . . ! ! ! ! tahun depan sure naik like soyuz pecut. . . dasyhat looo. . . .  HANYA DAP ROCKET – TAK BOLEH NAIK ! !