riddles

ok i have posted jokes and touching stories before but not riddles, so here are some riddles for you. actually these are simple riddles, riddles meant for kids… so you should be able to solve them easily! if not, kids are smarter than you!. if you want more difficult riddles, just google for them! ok, let your ‘grey cells’ work (as my fav. detective, hercule poirot would say). i will give the answer in 3 days time.

1. what goes up and never comes down again?
if you are going to cry out the answer “petrol!!”, no, that’s not the answer i’m looking for.

2. which month has 28 days?
i hope the traffic cops knows this answer.

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3. when is it dangerous to play cards?
when the police detained you and shaved you bald? nope, try again.

4. what is round as a dishpan and no matter what the size, all the water in the ocean can’t fill it up?
spare her, please, don’t say it is the fat lady minister.

5. he who has it doesn’t tell about it. he who takes it doesn’t know about it. he who knows what it is doesn’t want it. what is it?
certainly not the kopi duit… but it is close.

6. what is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?
our new information minister is certainly feeling big now, but will he grows smaller as he uses his brain?.

7. when asked what he does all day, a man answered that he sits and makes faces. what does he really mean?
nope, he is not a caricature cartoonist.

8. what runs round a house but never moves?
no, it’s not a house-husband, silly.

9. what has to be broken before it can be used?
my english??.

10. the more you have of it, the less you see it. what is it?
for me it would be my salary. the more i have, the more i tend to spend, thus i see less of it. haha… but salary is not the answer.

finally, a riddle in poem

what force and strength
can not get through,
i with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the streets would stand,
were i not as a friend in hand.
what am i?