UMNO’s version of porn

i really don’t know i should laugh my head off or hang my head in shame. we all still remember the squat-gate scandal, right? where seputeh MP, teresa kok was the one who exposed the now infamous video of a lady doing ketuk ketampi in a police detention room.

she showed the video to the other cabinet ministers after a cabinet session and thus opened the eyes of the public to the method/s the police do body search on detainees.

i’m sure many of you must have download that video and seen it with our own eyes. (if you haven’t, or want to see it again, go to politics101. he has the video link on the sidebar all the time since day 1). well, after watching it, do you feel sexually arouse? i know you better than that. i’m sure you don’t… but hold your horses, believe it or not, there are some who think so, yes, and believe it or not again… er… i mean very believable… it came from none other than the ‘raja’ of our country – UMNO! yep, to be exact – the UMNO overseas clubs alumni organisation! yep, they lodged a report against teresa kok for storing, distributing and disseminating at the parliament lobby on nov 25 last year pornographic material of a nude woman doing squats.” (read the full report here)

it gets better. do you know who is the chairman of the organisation? it’s noh omar! the deputy internal security minister. the same person who said he knew all along the said lady in the video was a malay, the same person who exclaimed that if tourists don’t like how the police deal with detainees, then don’t come to malaysia.

btw, this noh guy denied any knowledge of the report.

pornographic? gosh, don’t these big boys from an alumni organisation knows what is the meaning of pornographic? wikipedia stated that the term pornography “came to mean writing about anything sexual, especially in a base manner, when the creation, presentation, or consumption of the material was for sexual stimulation.”

ah i understand now. these big boys from the alumni must have thought that the cabinet ministers and/or journalists who were first shown the video from teresa kok, on seeing it, felt a sexual stimulation, so they had to made the report! OTOH, of course it could be they themselves who on seeing the video were stimulated sexually. tsk tsk, shame on you, boys.

the squat-gate scandal had received worldwide coverage… and now i hope this news of the UMNO boys lodging a report against teresa kok would receive worldwide coverage too… so that the world will laugh at them.

UPDATED 1/26/2006 01:40 AM: DAPSY (DAP youth) had lodged a the UMNO overseas club alumni organisation for inaccurate allegations against teresa kok. read the news from malaysiakini, which include the report itself” at the beritamalaysia newsgroup.