what is a blog?

think you already know what a blog is? you don’t, mate! the devil told me that ‘to blog’ is…

to noisily and simultaneously void one’s spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels.

“Get outta my way! I think I’m gonna blog!”

and a blogosphere is…

an poisonous environment of methane, self-satisfaction and other hot gasses.

“the only creatures that can survive in the blogosphere are low-order molds, able to feed off the waste of others.”