amorous love rhymes

so how was your valentine? did you get 214 roses for your gf? did you tie the knot? did you sent some lovey dovey SMS? hopefully you did not get arrested for something you are suppose not to do!

whatever, since v-day is over, here’s a little something to share with you.

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Amorous Loving Rhymes

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.