maths of life

most of you might have come across this before but whatever whether yes or no, let’s comment on them.

this is scary but er… true in a way. agree or not?

1)
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
dumb man + smart woman = affair
dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

2)
a man will pay RM2 for a RM1 item he needs.
a woman will pay RM1 for a RM2 item that she don’t need.

a woman worried about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until she gets a wife.

a successful man is one who made more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die.
any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
women somehow deteriorate during the night.

a woman marries a man expecting him to change but he doesn’t.
a man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.