aminajib
Post on Jul.08, 2008
received this via the feedback contact form in my blog. from someone with the handle ‘idiAminajib’. wonder who this person is, who did not want to post this directly in my comment box but instead email to me. perhaps it is not meant for public view? (a bit crude and er… slandering the VVIPs? however to me, it’s too good not to be shared, so i’m going to post it anyway. i try to reply to the person to ask permission for posting it here but the mail was returned with reason something like address not found. strange. anyway, here it is……..
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Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saiful he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn’t right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah’s superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah’s fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
"Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let’s send her to hell."
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib’s part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he’s such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.
Filed in general















July 8th, 2008 on 7:44 AM
T’was a great one!
Ktemoc will have to cry his heart out
For his pen has not similar clout.
July 8th, 2008 on 7:54 AM
Hahahahaha wits0 thanks for bringing it to my notice. It`s rather good I must say
Pssst Lucia you might want to tickle RPK some and send him this. ROTFL.
Let`s hope the author does turn up to take credit.
Btw I tried Mongolian Hot Plate for dinner once. It was good.
July 8th, 2008 on 12:38 PM
Good one Lucia..
I don’t think I’ll be having any Mongolian barbeque for some time.
Over to you, Ktemoc…
July 8th, 2008 on 1:06 PM
Should be “Itchy” Aminajib aka bijan
July 8th, 2008 on 7:40 PM
Haha, good one, Lucia…
but did you mean idiaminajib, or aminajib?
I suspect it is actually ‘idiaminajib’ bekoz it sounds like the name of dis african great dictator hated by everyone. remember, from dat movie The last King of Scotland.
quite funny lar … coz idi amin was famous for making people disappear.

July 9th, 2008 on 12:21 AM
doesn’t rhyme that well
dia is not an english word anyway
July 9th, 2008 on 2:01 AM
wits
i guess ktemoc won’t be this good!
hutch
perhaps someone already sent this to RPK? the person who sent it to me replied finally and said she/he received this a few days ago via email.
kitty
ktemoc had mentioned his poem skill is amateurish so i guess he might not come up with a better one than this.
cvtwtwq
but so you mean both (amina and najib) were itchy? i thought only one of them was.
man on fire
oh i didn’t know about this great african dictator.
i just realise the email reply field has these names:
IdiAminajib, Imelda Rosmah, Sang Kancil Badawi (wrote)
i took the first name, throw away the ‘idi’ and put aminajib as the heading, while the heading of this poem sent was ’sex and the C4′.
joel
it is ok/good to most of us. don’t have to rhyme very well as long as it is entertaining. oh, to me, it’s also ok with the bahasa word as after all this is malaysia, must have some ‘rojak’ words in the poem.
July 9th, 2008 on 11:18 PM
very disrespectful. I don’t know what the young minds are learning in school these days. They have no respect for authority and think they are being creative writing such filth. At least in my time we were taught not to be so rude and disrespectful to our country. I’m not afraid ot say it even if upopular.
July 9th, 2008 on 11:51 PM
bruce
come come, where’s your sense of humour?
July 10th, 2008 on 12:10 AM
Dear Bruce, being respectful to country means being respectful to the people therein. I think the gomen has not been respectful to the people and therefore gets the flak that is earned.
July 10th, 2008 on 2:54 PM
Dear Bruce,
It is because I love and respect my country deeply, that I’m attempting my little 2 sens bit to build a more honest and open political system.
I could have easily jumped ship, like Ktemoc, for an overseas career years ago, I certainly have the ability and qualifications to do so.
July 10th, 2008 on 5:02 PM
hey, that was pretty darn funny, actually.
i really thought it was hilarious especially the part about rosmah catching fire. she really has the gas for it, kekeke .. if u recall all the weirdo things she said as university canselor.
keep it up aminajib, hope to read some more.
lucia, mind if i forward this along? i know some people who would have th sense of humour to enjoy this!
July 10th, 2008 on 5:46 PM
Haha even bruce wayne aka batman has made appearance. All we need is his sidekick bobbin (that`s after the steamroller goes over).
July 10th, 2008 on 10:08 PM
No, no, if you must know, the Riddler went something like this. What were Batman and Robin called after they were run over by a steamroller? FLATMAN and RIBBON.
That’s a wicked poem, by the way. Good on ya!
Any chance of you writing one about George Bush?
July 11th, 2008 on 4:40 AM
I don’t think so, Glaswegian2023, that either Kittykat, Hutch or yours truly would attempt to. We have no great hatred for Bush. KTemoc would, for sure, but he lacks the penning(keyboarding) capability.
July 11th, 2008 on 8:49 AM
In 50 years history will see George Bush in a very different light. When harry Truman was Prez he had the lowest ratings for any US prez (close to Bush`s now). But it was he who set the wheels in motion that led to the demise of the commies.
Those same commies after that total rout are today Bush haters. The mullah KTemock is a fine example. They operate in the guise of piousness and are whiners.
July 15th, 2008 on 9:23 PM
GIs died in the thousands
In muddy fields in ‘Nam
Other side fared no better
As F4s dropped napalm
Back in the good olde USA
Lil’ Dubya was safe & sound
Reporting to National Guard
when not flat on the ground
Pissed drunk as a blind mole
On Tennessee sour whiskey
Not required for 200 missions
No, not with good olde daddy
Now sending young men to die
To do what he dared not do
But then he’s hutchrun’s ideal
Of the Khalsa warrior true
wakakaka
July 15th, 2008 on 9:31 PM
kittykat, you sound rather bitter towards, conjecturing I ‘jump ship’ just because I have to earn a living overseas – aiyoyo, matey, don’t be a ‘katak’ (wakakaka) dibawah tempurung lah