y u shud not put an ‘X’ next 2 d ‘dacing’ wen voting

a bit of sms lingo there. hey, save 10 letters, you know, and we all know heading should not be too long. well, in pure england, the heading is…..
‘why you should not put an X to the dacing when voting‘ during the election.

oops. dacing is not in england. well, dacing means ‘the scale’, i.e. the symbol of barisan nasional (BN), the caretaker ruling coalition.

ok, so why? well here are the reasons:

get najib, mongol missing
get judges, truth missing
get khir toyo, temples missing
get lingam tape, memory missing
get samy, shares missing
get zianuddin, info missing
get nazri, truth missing
get khairy, samseng missing
get hishamuddin, hang tuah keris missing
get soi lek, viagra missing
get ka ting – do nothing
get badawi, he’s sleeping!
undi dacing, dapat cacing!!

so what? so……

(note: the poem above was forwarded to me via sms)