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the virtues

i’ll be off to KL this morning… gonna take the 7.00am bus. have to wake up at 5.00am. argh! it’s now 1.30am. better make it quick to get some shut eye. i’ll be back on sunday late night, so no blogging from me on sunday morning then… oh and can …

can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can. . . . . . . . Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the  hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at  Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the  ltteers in a wrod are, the olny …

my bush is really overgrown….

as it is being away for the weekend, usually i will do a CnP job (that is cut and paste, if you do not know what it stands for). here is a joke i received via email recently. 18X joke! that is, if your mind understand it. 😉 ———————– It …

to be a milliionaire

ok as today is sunday, no heavy posts from me. yeah no article 11 talk. today i’m going to post a joke i received via email (no source mentioned). ========== TO BE A MILLIONAIRE A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed …

Dear God

something to make you smile on a sunday. ========= 1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything …

world cup prayer

oh well, you see this coming i suppose – i mean talking about the world cup. so many bloggers had tallked (and still is) about it already but i haven’t yet, so i must jump in the bandwagon… but huh? a prayer? whazzit? getting religious over ‘the greatest game on …

ways to say someone is stupid

wanna say that mr xyz who live down the road is stupid, but don’t want to use the word ‘stupid’? yes! be subtle and tactful when you feel so mad at someone whom you found to be so stupid. use one of these lines here…… you can add your own. …

which church do you belongs to?

one of those forwarded mail. ————————————– If you are a Lutheran, your religion was founded by Martin Luther, an ex-monk of the Catholic Church, in If you belong to the Church of England, your religion was founded by King Henry VIII in the year 1534 because the Pope would not …

where do deleted characters go?

well, monday was a public holiday – back to work on tuesday, so it’ll be a blue tuesday instead. all the more ‘bluer’ (hey i didn’t mean that kind of blue lah. shame of you for thinking thus. 🙂 since we have one extra holiday so here’s a blue monday… …

the new malaysian poem

as monday is usually a blue monday to many since it is the start of a week… a long week of work work work… here’s a joke to cheer you guys up. received from forwarded mail. ================== Can study continue STUDY Can’t study, work FACTORY Cannot rely on CHARITY Earn …