the new malaysian poem
Post on Apr.24, 2006
as monday is usually a blue monday to many since it is the start of a week… a long week of work work work… here’s a joke to cheer you guys up. received from forwarded mail.
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Can study continue STUDY
Can’t study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.
Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE
Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.
April 24th, 2006 on 10:56 AM
i wake up feeling down
your poem ads to my frown
why go mati when malaysia
is land of milk and honey
when pokai go see your MP
failing witch see PM
He’ll surely offer thee tehsee
or capati or mamak mee
Or go-see taiko Ah Long
Borrow more, amore
Enuf to buy two coffins
One for Him and one for Thee
PS: Yes, monday blues
Can’t settle down to work
So UP to blog nonsense
Jest to get some syiok
lucia: aiya. me not creative enough to reply you in poem form. beside i was too mad at streamyx!Â
April 24th, 2006 on 12:56 PM
PS: Lucia,
I’ve impolitely bloowed yr pome to Blog this moUrn.
Sorely, I did not wait for permit
Cos by keleta lembu it’d arrive one weak late
Desi rather commit a s-crime
You see, Teh-C also writHes for his dime!
lucia: no problemo, uncle desi. me don’t mind you borrow it without permission… as long as you did give credit to me… er… i mean link me back (not give credit lah since the poem is not mine).Â