amended quotes

here are some popular quotes from famous people which i took the liberty to amend them to suit our country. see if you can amend them, or find some other quotes to amend.

i came, i saw, i conquered. (julius ceaser)
i came, i wept, they call me ‘pendatang’.

one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind (neil armstrong)
one small step for non bumi, giant steps for bumis.

ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for the country. (john f. kennedy)
ask not what your country can do for you but what has the country done for you? OR
do not ask anything of your country, lest the country’s ISA got you.