shaking hands could cause your manhood to disappear

you’ve got to read this. it’s so hilarious! after reading it i went ROTFL!

the headline goes “muslim: foreigners are making us impotent”, and the writer tells us that in the city of khartoum, there were reports that the sudanese men’s penises seemed to disappear mysteriously when foreigners shook their hands! well, not only shaking of hands, but merely by combing his hair (apparently from a foreigner’s comb), a man is said to feel his penis shrivelling.

well actually according to the article, this rumour was spread via sms. (via handphone)

“There’s something pathetic about a culture so ignorant even its pathologies have to be imported. But what do you expect? The telling detail of the vanishing penis hysteria is that it was spread by text messaging. You can own a cell phone, yet still believe that foreigners are able with a mere handshake to cause your penis to melt away.”

i wonder did any of the sudanese men really believe in this? or could it be that they hate foreigners so much that they merely make up this tale of the shrinking penis?
oh boy, the things they come up with! ROTFLMAO!

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