durian joke

since it is the durian season, and the weekend, here is a durian joke. it is a very old joke so i guess many of you might have heard it.

there was this malaysian who cracked his head on how to describe the durian to his british friend. he finally had a brainwave and wrote to his friend thus:

the durian taste like heaven
but smell like hell
and if one ever fall on your head
it will send you to either these two places!

btw, FYI, i don’t take durians. never like it. ahhh, yes i heard you screaming “what? you don’t know what you are missing, lucia!”

well i don’t miss anything. i hate durians. period. many people think it is because of the smell but oh no, not that. i just don’t like the flesh… soft, creamy type. ugh!